Highest Drug Use: 3rdRudest Citizens: 25thMost Rebellious Youth: 46th
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Burning Pants

Population15 billion

LeaderThe King of Braves
FaithThe Oath Sworn Through Courage

AnimalFighting Mechanoid

The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The King of Braves with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15 billion Burner of Pants live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of adventure. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pants-Burner economy, worth a remarkable 4,912 trillion G-Stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 327,529 G-Stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The King of Braves to meetings with foreign heads of state, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth, and mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Burning Pants's national animal is the Fighting Mechanoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Oath Sworn Through Courage.

Burning Pants is ranked 245,315th in the world and 8,479th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.03 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Highest Drug Use: 3rdRudest Citizens: 25thMost Rebellious Youth: 46thHighest Crime Rates: 58thMost Armed: 62ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 130thMost Avoided: 171stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 185thFattest Citizens: 207thLargest Retail Industry: 294thHighest Disposable Incomes: 510thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 516thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 683rdLargest Gambling Industry: 821stMost Scientifically Advanced: 847thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 899thLargest Information Technology Sector: 994thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,040thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,041stMost Secular: 1,070thLargest Mining Sector: 1,234thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,316thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,558thHighest Average Incomes: 1,592ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,638thMost Politically Free: 1,732ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,752ndHighest Economic Output: 2,103rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,443rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,684thSmartest Citizens: 2,791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,806thMost Influential: 3,321stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,317thMost Efficient Economies: 6,344thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,684thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,817thNudest: 8,524thMost Inclusive: 12,247thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,184thLargest Black Market: 14,503rdMost Extreme: 15,149thLargest Populations: 16,376thMost Pro-Market: 17,666thMost Stationary: 19,405th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionMost Secular: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 45th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Extreme: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 71st in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 87th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 89th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 139th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 223rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 280th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 287th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 294th in the regionMost Stationary: 307th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 404th in the regionNudest: 409th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 486th in the regionMost Inclusive: 639th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 661st in the regionLargest Black Market: 744th in the region

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