The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The King of Braves with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.274 billion Burner of Pants live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of adventure. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pants-Burner economy, worth a remarkable 9,905 trillion G-Stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 377,015 G-Stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Weather reports simply advise Burner of Pants to 'look outside', in a baffling press conference The King of Braves proudly dismantled a broken door, sex-ed is child's play, and city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Burning Pants's national animal is the Fighting Mechanoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Oath Sworn Through Courage.

Burning Pants is ranked 25,557^th in the world and 488^th in Lazarus for Most Extreme, scoring 43.86 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.