The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The King of Braves with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.404 billion Burner of Pants live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of adventure. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pants-Burner economy, worth a remarkable 9,917 trillion G-Stones a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 375,600 G-Stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, the land is famous throughout the region for its rampant lawlessness, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", and motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Burning Pants's national animal is the Fighting Mechanoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Oath Sworn Through Courage.

Burning Pants is ranked 307,649^th in the world and 11,813^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring -54 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.