Best Weather: 1,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,187thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,219th
The Dwarven Keep of
Father Knows Best State
Et Familiaris Imperatoris
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Squire
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
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Perchan

Population21.847 billion

CapitalPerchan
LeaderHigh Councillor Grimald
Faiththe Congregation of High Iron

CurrencyKlippemark
AnimalPerchanian Bear

The Dwarven Keep of Perchan is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by High Councillor Grimald with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical population of 21.847 billion Perchaks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perchan. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Perchanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,702 trillion Klippemarks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 169,478 Klippemarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Loudmouthed journalists are given the chop, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and tough diplomacy is often best handled with a nutcracker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perchan's national animal is the Perchanian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Congregation of High Iron.

Perchan is ranked 33,798th in the world and 1,771st in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 75.55 kickbacks per hour.

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Best Weather: 1,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,187thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,219thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,608thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,669thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,120thHealthiest Citizens: 3,185thMost Developed: 3,570thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,776thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,853rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,872ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,045thMost Influential: 4,447thLargest Governments: 4,718thLowest Crime Rates: 5,033rdMost Cultured: 5,521stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,038thSmartest Citizens: 6,145thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,824thHighest Economic Output: 6,993rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,373rdHighest Food Quality: 7,449thMost Stationary: 8,191stMost Efficient Economies: 8,814thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,873rdMost Subsidized Industry: 11,109thNicest Citizens: 11,405thMost Accessible: 11,837thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,350thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,505thTop
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Largest Populations: 16,149thHighest Average Incomes: 19,358th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 63rd in the regionBest Weather: 86th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 125th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 157th in the regionMost Stationary: 163rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 164th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 177th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 195th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 200th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 210th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 216th in the regionLargest Governments: 228th in the regionMost Cultured: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 319th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 320th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 339th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 347th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 364th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 418th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 508th in the regionLargest Populations: 533rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 534th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 609th in the regionMost Accessible: 645th in the regionNicest Citizens: 693rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 722nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 819th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 852nd in the region

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