Most Developed: 35thLongest Average Lifespans: 44thMost Advanced Public Transport: 45th
The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Even the end of the world will be dull and a let down.
Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I
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General Mike

Population32.714 billion

LeaderImperial Über Kaisführer Michael I
Faithsome sort of cult

Currencyhyperinflated dollar

The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of General Mike is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 32.714 billion Michaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mikegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Michaean economy, worth an astonishing 10,969 trillion hyperinflated dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 335,313 hyperinflated dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I signs the laws but abides by none of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General Mike's national animal is the Vietcong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is some sort of cult.

General Mike is ranked 189,422nd in the world and 7,258th in Lazarus for Most Pro-Market, scoring -83.44 on the Rand Index.

Most Developed: 35thLongest Average Lifespans: 44thMost Advanced Public Transport: 45thLargest Black Market: 48thHealthiest Citizens: 54thMost Corrupt Governments: 76thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 86thMost Cultured: 134thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 144thLargest Welfare Programs: 192ndLowest Crime Rates: 215thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 217thMost Subsidized Industry: 247thMost Advanced Public Education: 269thSmartest Citizens: 322ndMost Beautiful Environments: 326thHighest Economic Output: 335thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 402ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 413thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 614thHighest Poor Incomes: 624thHighest Average Tax Rates: 844thLargest Governments: 1,037thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,060thHighest Average Incomes: 1,366thLargest Populations: 1,452ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,836thTop
Most Influential: 3,030thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,128thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,588thMost Secular: 4,392ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,427thMost Inclusive: 6,766thMost Stationary: 6,824thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,776thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,899thTop
Most Authoritarian: 15,337th
Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 74th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 114th in the regionMost Stationary: 130th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 170th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 200th in the regionMost Secular: 214th in the regionMost Inclusive: 304th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 432nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 505th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 590th in the region

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