Most Developed: 42ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 47thLongest Average Lifespans: 52nd
The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Even the end of the world will be dull and a let down.
Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I
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General Mike

Population34.363 billion

LeaderImperial Über Kaisführer Michael I
Faithsome sort of cult

Currencyhyperinflated dollar

The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of General Mike is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 34.363 billion Michaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mikegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Michaean economy, worth an astonishing 11,272 trillion hyperinflated dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 328,049 hyperinflated dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I signs the laws but abides by none of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General Mike's national animal is the Vietcong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is some sort of cult.

General Mike is ranked 240,399th in the world and 8,144th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -49.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Developed: 42ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 47thLongest Average Lifespans: 52ndHealthiest Citizens: 57thLargest Black Market: 64thMost Corrupt Governments: 86thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 87thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 134thMost Cultured: 154thLargest Welfare Programs: 205thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 214thLowest Crime Rates: 234thMost Advanced Public Education: 281stMost Subsidized Industry: 314thMost Beautiful Environments: 332ndHighest Economic Output: 371stSmartest Citizens: 372ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 432ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 454thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 830thHighest Average Tax Rates: 874thLargest Governments: 1,093rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,198thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,324thLargest Populations: 1,413thHighest Average Incomes: 1,591stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,102ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,766thMost Influential: 3,991stMost Secular: 4,593rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,677thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,678thMost Stationary: 6,451stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,408thMost Inclusive: 7,650thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,434th
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Populations: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 46th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 52nd in the regionLargest Governments: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 105th in the regionMost Stationary: 127th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionMost Secular: 222nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 279th in the regionMost Inclusive: 347th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 411th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 461st in the region

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