Most Advanced Public Transport: 43rdMost Developed: 77thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 78th
The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No Britannia Hotel! That's the prostitution hotel.
Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I
Civil Rights
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General Mike

Population40.468 billion

LeaderImperial Über Kaisführer Michael I
Faithsome sort of cult

Currencyhyperinflated dollar

The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of General Mike is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 40.468 billion Michaels are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mikegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Michaean economy, worth an astonishing 13,673 trillion hyperinflated dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 337,888 hyperinflated dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and all the playground's a stage for Michaean schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General Mike's national animal is the Vietcong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is some sort of cult.

General Mike is ranked 27,819th in the world and 1,372nd in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 2,477.46 milliStalins.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 43rdMost Developed: 77thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 78thLongest Average Lifespans: 83rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 84thLargest Black Market: 89thHealthiest Citizens: 91stMost Corrupt Governments: 120thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 206thMost Cultured: 215thLargest Welfare Programs: 242ndMost Advanced Public Education: 265thLowest Crime Rates: 288thHighest Economic Output: 399thSmartest Citizens: 467thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 472ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 477thMost Beautiful Environments: 481stHighest Food Quality: 574thMost Subsidized Industry: 609thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,138thLargest Populations: 1,289thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,374thLargest Governments: 1,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,588thHighest Average Incomes: 1,925thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,212thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,465thMost Patriotic: 2,753rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,227thMost Influential: 4,257thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,774thMost Stationary: 4,950thMost Secular: 5,184thMost Efficient Economies: 7,062ndMost Inclusive: 8,897thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,036thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,299thTop
Most Authoritarian: 27,819th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 96th in the regionMost Stationary: 109th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 153rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 191st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 195th in the regionMost Secular: 260th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 327th in the regionMost Inclusive: 441st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 502nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 675th in the region

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