Population | 37.18 billion |
Capital | Mikegrad |
Leader | Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I |
Faith | some sort of cult |
Currency | hyperinflated dollar |
Animal | Vietcong |
The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of General Mike is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 37.18 billion Michaeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mikegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Michaean economy, worth an astonishing 12,317 trillion hyperinflated dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 331,290 hyperinflated dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I signs the laws but abides by none of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General Mike's national animal is the Vietcong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is some sort of cult.
General Mike is ranked 277,248th in the world and 7,007th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 0.86 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Republic of Extrememeasures.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Republic of United Kingdom of The Great Ndlekana.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Grand Duchy of Kingdom of Napels.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Federation of Falconhedge.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Republic of Silva Barros.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Federal Republic of Ichigo Republic.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Holy Empire of The united kingdom of new israel.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Republic of Brrrrr.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Democratic Republic of Suvmia.
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General Mike was endorsed by
The Empire of Greater Gyelidor.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 69 » Aigania,
Praenestia,
The New California Republic,
Axixic,
Ni Hon,
Rommanda,
Aaecilia,
Courlany,
Treadwellia,
Aleckandor,
Darkium,
New Rogernomics,
Saundie,
Port Flynt,
Denado,
Perchan,
Burning Pants,
Caybow,
Guiness Freaks,
The Sigometh Dynasty,
Custadia,
Issrak-om,
Manaric,
Auralon,
Darcaethir,
Leonism,
The Islands of Colwell,
TypoTech,
Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri,
Nucular,
Debussy,
Silver Minner,
Aeryis,
Steel Vagabonds,
The Gelseen Hegemony,
Kryansk,
Fluffiness,
Wassily Universal Rifling Company,
Americastrailia,
Macworld,
Xalivstonia,
Saint Alaric,
Xocovera,
Greater East Portage,
Fortytipper,
Islayth,
The Free States of The North,
Pepe Pip,
Enkowshe,
Japba, and 19 others.
Democratic North Korea,
Native Inhabitants of Antarctica,
Alf53,
Flasankia,
Evenaar,
Calicate,
Sierra Arali,
Malororia,
RedBrickLand,
Ottokratland,
Greater Gyelidor,
Suvmia,
Brrrrr,
The united kingdom of new israel,
Ichigo Republic,
Silva Barros,
Falconhedge,
United Kingdom of The Great Ndlekana, and
Extrememeasures.