The United Socialist States of The Navy Blue is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 19.307 billion Blueans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caliph's Landing. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Bluean economy, worth an astonishing 10,309 trillion Gold Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 533,979 Gold Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Navy Blue's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Supreme Leader.

The Navy Blue is ranked 4,704^th in the world and 8^th in Chicken overlords for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,497.15 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.