The Fourth Republic of Calption is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Some One with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 12.884 billion People are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dulois. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient A Person economy, worth a remarkable 6,090 trillion Zimbabwe Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 472,734 Zimbabwe Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, and war criminals are given full state funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Calption's national animal is the Organism, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Some thing.

Calption is ranked 9,619^th in the world and 511^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 116 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.