The Democratic Sith Empire of DarthEvilious is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by First Sith Darth Evilious I with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, humorless population of 4.927 billion Evilions are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blwargh Argh Argh. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DarthEviliousian economy, worth 675 trillion Blargh Fargh Farghs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,189 Blargh Fargh Farghs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, the decommissioned tank divisions of other nations are being bought up en masse by DarthEvilious, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, and the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DarthEvilious's national animal is the Ewok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Way of the Democratic Sith.

DarthEvilious is ranked 165,741^st in the world and 9,089^th in Lazarus for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 962.54 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.