The Meritocratic Republics of Keimland Federation is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by PM Li with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.47 billion Kèimans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiania. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kèiman economy, worth a remarkable 2,321 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,168 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists pester asteroids with probes until they go away, patch v22.1705 - all developers are now paid for work, nobody wants to know how the sausage is made, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keimland Federation's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Humanism.

Keimland Federation is ranked 100,512^th in the world and 5,455^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,291.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.