The Isle of Sezhtachnia is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Entrophy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 861 million Sazstyians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majeista. The average income tax rate is 29.1%.
The thriving Sezhtachnian economy, worth 79.6 trillion Ikahras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,393 Ikahras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sezhtachnia's national animal is the Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Sezhtachnia is ranked 45,330th in the world and 1,824th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,927.35 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Sezhtachnia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
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Sezhtachnia, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections.
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Sezhtachnia, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
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Sezhtachnia, ten-year-olds are applying for lemonade stand operator licences.
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Sezhtachnia, shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris.
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Sezhtachnia, public shaming is the bedrock of Sezhtachnian society.
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Sezhtachnia, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys.
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Sezhtachnia, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
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Sezhtachnia lodged a message on the Lazarus Regional Message Board.
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Sezhtachnia, clothing with a scarlet S is popular among repentant body shamers.











