The Kingdom of Danjou is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rudolf I with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.361 billion Danjouvians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville de Danjou. The average income tax rate is 34.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danjouvian economy, worth 792 trillion livres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 181,621 livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Blue bloods are welcome in Danjou, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Danjou's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Danjou is ranked 286,813^th in the world and 10,910^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 53 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.