The Kingdom of Danjou is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rudolf I with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.244 billion Danjouvians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ville de Danjou. The average income tax rate is 26.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Danjouvian economy, worth 754 trillion livres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,819 livres, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government has forked out millions on an unmade bed that is apparently East Lebatuckese "art", the Danjouvian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, and polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Danjou's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Danjou is ranked 296,377^th in the world and 11,449^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.68 kickbacks per hour.