The Kingdom of Second Georgia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Vito II The Surprisingly Nice with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 2.831 billion Georgians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tbilisi. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Georgian economy, worth 357 trillion Laris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,407 Laris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A town hall is called each time a kid asks how far away the sun is, most Lari coins are riddled with bite marks, skateparks can be found in every city, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Tbilisi Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Georgia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Second Georgia is ranked 170,989^th in the world and 9,185^th in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 469.86 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.