The Kingdom of Second Georgia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vito II The Surprisingly Nice with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.341 billion Georgians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tbilisi. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Second Georgian economy, worth 193 trillion Laris a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,475 Laris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The road to salvation runs ramrod straight, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Georgia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Second Georgia is ranked 87,930^th in the world and 3,940^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 20.2 kickbacks per hour.