The Empire of Colop is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Raynia Sahan Peeler with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 7.979 billion Colopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colop city. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Colopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,579 trillion cols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 197,908 cols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, 'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, calling dibs is an unalienable right, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Colop's national animal is the shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is colpision.

Colop is ranked 12,143^rd in the world and 326^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 141 kickbacks per hour.