The Grand Republic of Tullamore is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.346 billion Tullaqueses enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tullaqui. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Tullamorean economy, worth 168 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 125,026 florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 757,634 per year while the poor average 9,205, a ratio of 82.3 to 1.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tullamore's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tullamore is ranked 40,358^th in the world and 1,571^st in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 125,026.74 Standard Monetary Units.