The Grand Republic of Tullamore is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 935 million Tullaqueses are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tullaqui. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The powerhouse Tullamorean economy, worth 83.0 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,817 florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 464,663 per year while the poor average 9,113, a ratio of 51.0 to 1.

Structures are raised on promises, Eagle is one of the most popular forenames in Tullamore, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions, and psychological disorders are a taboo subject. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tullamore's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tullamore is ranked 201,805^th in the world and 8,309^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.23 kickbacks per hour.