The Grand Republic of Tullamore is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 967 million Tullaqueses are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tullaqui. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The powerhouse Tullamorean economy, worth 93.0 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 96,203 florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 510,492 per year while the poor average 9,584, a ratio of 53.3 to 1.

Owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, and the nation refuses to provide international aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tullamore's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Tullamore is ranked 83,558^th in the world and 4,126^th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,331.3 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.