The Empire of Imperial Saber is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lex with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 13.557 billion Imperial Saberians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lexia. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial Saberian economy, worth a remarkable 3,360 trillion Sabers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 247,874 Sabers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations. Crime is totally unknown. Imperial Saber's national animal is the Saber of the Mountain, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperial Saber is ranked 24,189^th in the world and 1,070^th in Lazarus for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,587.68 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.