Largest Welfare Programs: 151stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 339th
The Cattery of
Left-wing Utopia
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
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Zinertia

Population17.169 billion

CapitalCattertia
LeaderAn actual cat

CurrencyZint
AnimalCAT

The Cattery of Zinertia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by An actual cat with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.169 billion Zinertians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cattertia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Zinertian economy, worth a remarkable 3,419 trillion Zints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 199,139 Zints, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and much of Zinertia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zinertia's national animal is the CAT, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zinertia is ranked 238,631st in the world and 7,988th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 2.13 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 151stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 246thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 339thMost Pacifist: 343rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 362ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 412thMost Advanced Public Transport: 469thMost Advanced Public Education: 494thMost Compassionate Citizens: 559thHighest Average Tax Rates: 616thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 619thSafest: 635thNicest Citizens: 638thMost Inclusive: 808thMost Developed: 820thLargest Governments: 923rdLongest Average Lifespans: 958thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 996thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,061stHealthiest Citizens: 1,238thSmartest Citizens: 1,509thLowest Crime Rates: 1,540thBest Weather: 1,726thMost Cultured: 1,773rdMost Secular: 1,776thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,031stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,172ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,532ndHighest Economic Output: 3,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,859thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,912thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,292ndMost Influential: 6,369thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,451stHighest Average Incomes: 6,809thMost Stationary: 8,693rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,105thLargest Populations: 12,189thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,178thMost Income Equality: 16,558thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,736th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 31st in the regionSafest: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 38th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 41st in the regionLargest Governments: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 54th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 57th in the regionBest Weather: 62nd in the regionMost Secular: 68th in the regionMost Cultured: 78th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 79th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 90th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 107th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 156th in the regionMost Stationary: 164th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 189th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 244th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 251st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 305th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 345th in the regionLargest Populations: 353rd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 484th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 536th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 540th in the regionNudest: 550th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zinertia, much of Zinertia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Zinertia, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Zinertia, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Zinertia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Zinertia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Zinertia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Zinertia endorsed The Federation of Bodstia.
  • : Zinertia was endorsed by The Federation of Bodstia.
  • : Zinertia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Zinertia, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.

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