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Guiness Freaks

Population16.439 billion

CapitalJameson Whiskey
LeaderBeer Leader

Animalbeer owl

The Children's Crusade of Guiness Freaks is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Beer Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless population of 16.439 billion Guiness Freaksians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jameson Whiskey. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Guiness Freaksian economy, worth a remarkable 2,489 trillion pints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 151,434 pints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Beer Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment. Crime is totally unknown. Guiness Freaks's national animal is the beer owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Guiness Freaks is ranked 175,912th in the world and 6,157th in Lazarus for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 776.84 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 255thMost Beautiful Environments: 621stMost Advanced Public Education: 663rdBest Weather: 989thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,029thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,075thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,242ndMost Inclusive: 1,300thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,907thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,914thMost Developed: 1,956thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,249thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,573rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,606thSmartest Citizens: 2,805thLargest Governments: 2,943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,151stMost Influential: 3,153rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,988thMost Cultured: 4,096thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,358thMost Pacifist: 4,538thRudest Citizens: 6,248thHighest Economic Output: 6,313thMost Secular: 6,379thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,030thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,054thNicest Citizens: 7,105thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,131stHighest Poor Incomes: 7,213thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,776thLowest Crime Rates: 8,988thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,177thMost Efficient Economies: 10,665thNudest: 11,941stTop
Most Armed: 12,036thLargest Populations: 13,722ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,855thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,975thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,011thMost Stationary: 17,720thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,743rdHighest Drug Use: 21,695th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 42nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 43rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionMost Developed: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 117th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Governments: 135th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 155th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Cultured: 195th in the regionMost Pacifist: 197th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 202nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 256th in the regionMost Stationary: 278th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 297th in the regionNicest Citizens: 305th in the regionMost Secular: 319th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 344th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 349th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 355th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 355th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 419th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 475th in the regionNudest: 488th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 498th in the regionMost Armed: 503rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 515th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 530th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 575th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 697th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 782nd in the region

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