The Republic of Satyadesa is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Honorable Prime Minister Ashwin Prateep with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.001 billion Satyadesans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dharma Rajyam. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Satyadesan economy, worth 278 trillion Suras a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,175 Suras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Property subletting is going underground, t-shirts displaying a photo of Honorable Prime Minister Ashwin Prateep performing the Full-Monty are selling out, increasing numbers of children in Satyadesa have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satyadesa's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satyadesa is ranked 1,914^th in the world and 92^nd in Lazarus for Least Corrupt Governments, with 96.47 percentage of bribes refused.