The Kingdom of Valerina is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.123 billion Valerinans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Valerinan economy, worth 147 trillion Valvas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,286 Valvas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, speeches have been enlivened since Leader started spitting bars, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', and the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valerina's national animal is the The Blue Valerina Toad, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Valerina is ranked 204,490^th in the world and 10,978^th in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring zero on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.