Population | 6.883 billion |
Capital | Slothburgh |
Leader | Joe Slothster |
Faith | Slothism |
Currency | Slowcoin |
Animal | Sloth |
The Community of Slothlandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.883 billion Slothlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothburgh. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Slothlandian economy, worth 907 trillion Slowcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,828 Slowcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, Joe Slothster reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the endangered saltwater humpback Sloth is only seen in captivity programs, and feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary. Crime is totally unknown. Slothlandia's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Slothism.
Slothlandia is ranked 58,682nd in the world and 1st in Slothlandia for Most Stationary, with 781.35986798492 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Slothlandia, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in Slothlandia, the endangered saltwater humpback Sloth is only seen in captivity programs.
- : Following new legislation in Slothlandia, Joe Slothster reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in Slothlandia, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in Slothlandia, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots.
- : Slothlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Following new legislation in Slothlandia, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Slothlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Slothlandia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
- : Slothlandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Free.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.