The Community of Slothlandia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Slothster with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 11.989 billion Slothlandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothburgh. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Slothlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,773 trillion Slowcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,888 Slowcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of Slothlandia regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, entomologists flock to Slothburgh for its remarkable gadfly population, and the dance skills of Joe Slothster are said to be almost as subversive as their politics. Crime is totally unknown. Slothlandia's national animal is the Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Slothism.

Slothlandia is ranked 59,472^nd in the world and 3,174^th in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,331.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.