The Allegiant Union of Taurang-ul is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sabuenyn with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.527 billion Taoransw are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Taorani. The average income tax rate is 82.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Taorañ economy, worth 243 trillion bituws a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,389 bituws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and visitors often wonder about the new red dartboard in Sabuenyn's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Taurang-ul's national animal is the Taorañ Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Taurang-ul is ranked 279,111^th in the world and 16,408^th in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 71.0 billion Standard Monetary Units.