Largest Publishing Industry: 45thMost Inclusive: 59thHighest Food Quality: 73rd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
What the heck?
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Tellesopia

Population20.983 billion

CurrencySellet
AnimalWombat

The Republic of Tellesopia is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.983 billion Tellesopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tellesopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,510 trillion Sellets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 262,631 Sellets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tellesopia's national animal is the Wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tellesopia is ranked 4,774th in the world and 88th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 3,307.7062164 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 45thMost Inclusive: 59thHighest Food Quality: 73rdMost Rebellious Youth: 79thMost Cultured: 81stMost Beautiful Environments: 170thMost Secular: 268thBest Weather: 483rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 485thNicest Citizens: 497thHighest Crime Rates: 505thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 538thMost Pacifist: 555thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 569thSmartest Citizens: 716thLeast Corrupt Governments: 890thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 984thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,270thHealthiest Citizens: 1,443rdMost Developed: 2,085thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,626thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,685thHighest Economic Output: 2,814thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,554thMost Armed: 3,556thHighest Average Incomes: 4,563rdMost Stationary: 4,774thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,444thMost Efficient Economies: 6,044thLargest Governments: 8,733rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,874thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,661stMost Influential: 13,393rdLargest Populations: 14,821stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 17,488thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,377thLargest Welfare Programs: 29,748th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Developed: 88th in the regionMost Stationary: 88th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 121st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 134th in the regionRudest Citizens: 171st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 221st in the regionMost Armed: 262nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 271st in the regionMost Influential: 306th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 395th in the regionLargest Governments: 488th in the regionLargest Populations: 503rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 546th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 587th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 634th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tellesopia, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Tellesopia, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Tellesopia, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus.
  • : Following new legislation in Tellesopia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Tellesopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Tellesopia, Leader's power is effectively nullified as no bill becomes law without the upper house's support.
  • : Following new legislation in Tellesopia, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Tellesopia Blood Tithe.
  • : Following new legislation in Tellesopia, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug.
  • : Following new legislation in Tellesopia, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Tellesopia, high school bands practice by moonlight.

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