Most Cultured: 45thMost Scientifically Advanced: 51stLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th
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Aikion

Population27.64 billion

CapitalAkrus
LeaderPremier Kronos
FaithTrioism

Currencychronosphere
Animalkomodo dragon

The Temporal Paradox of Aikion is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Kronos with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.64 billion Aikionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akrus. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aikionian economy, worth an astonishing 12,947 trillion chronospheres a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 468,419 chronospheres, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, sleeping on the job is recommended, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aikion's national animal is the komodo dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trioism.

Aikion is ranked 293rd in the world and 1st in Realm of Unrestricted Science for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 101.75 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Cultured: 45thMost Scientifically Advanced: 51stLargest Information Technology Sector: 59thMost Inclusive: 106thHighest Food Quality: 116thRudest Citizens: 141stSmartest Citizens: 154thMost Rebellious Youth: 166thMost Efficient Economies: 293rdHighest Economic Output: 332ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 442ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 483rdHighest Average Incomes: 494thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 573rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 707thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 712thLargest Retail Industry: 904thLargest Publishing Industry: 979thHighest Crime Rates: 1,045thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,068thMost Armed: 1,085thMost Stationary: 1,190thMost Patriotic: 1,237thLargest Governments: 1,923rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,140thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,187thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,274thNicest Citizens: 2,383rdTop
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Most Developed: 3,006thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,097thLargest Black Market: 3,178thLargest Populations: 3,900thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,284thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,339thMost Influential: 4,480thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,120thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,205thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,625thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,633rdMost Devout: 6,473rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,897thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,112thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,283rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,625thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,648thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,005thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,545thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,840thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,986th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aikion, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Aikion, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Aikion, sleeping on the job is recommended.
  • : Following new legislation in Aikion, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Aikion, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aikion, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Aikion, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Aikion, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Aikion, ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Aikionian pirates.
  • : Following new legislation in Aikion, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.

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