Most Influential: 2,766thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,802ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,206th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State
Strength Through Compliance
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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New Lorlshinialand

Population3.431 billion

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Animalwolf

The Constitutional Monarchy of New Lorlshinialand is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.431 billion New Lorlshinialandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Lorlshinialandian economy, worth 370 trillion marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,927 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Lorlshinialand's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Lorlshinialand is ranked 235,657th in the world and 714th in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 8.07 Obesity Rate.

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Most Influential: 2,766thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,802ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,206thBest Weather: 9,837thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,409thMost Secular: 10,489thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,014thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,742ndMost Developed: 12,546thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,840thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,535thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,707thLowest Crime Rates: 13,808thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,779thHighest Food Quality: 15,966thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,543rdHealthiest Citizens: 18,165thMost Inclusive: 18,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,984thMost Cultured: 19,135thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,113thSmartest Citizens: 20,162ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,458thLargest Governments: 20,951stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,023rdHighest Poor Incomes: 21,722ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,706thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,606thMost Efficient Economies: 27,186th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Lorlshinialand was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : New Lorlshinialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : New Lorlshinialand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : New Lorlshinialand voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
  • : Following new legislation in New Lorlshinialand, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lorlshinialand, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lorlshinialand, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lorlshinialand, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in New Lorlshinialand, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
  • : New Lorlshinialand was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Chronus.

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