The Free Land of Unidoria is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 475 million Unidorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruck Fussia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The powerhouse Unidorian economy, worth 42.7 trillion Workdays a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 89,877 Workdays, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,738 per year while the poor average 19,003, a ratio of 16.4 to 1.

Citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Unidorian stage setups, and hackers post hourly updates on international summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unidoria's national animal is the Mighty Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unidoria is ranked 136,847^th in the world and 385^th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 91.4229623226 days.