The Kingdom of Two-Siciles and Sargdinia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 626 million Borbonis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napoli. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The powerhouse Two-Siciles and Sargdinian economy, worth 53.0 trillion Ducatis a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 84,684 Ducatis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,928 per year while the poor average 19,052, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Everybody's got wood thanks to Leader, large areas of Two-Siciles and Sargdinia are not accessible by the public, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and greenhouses are regularly raided by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Two-Siciles and Sargdinia's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Two-Siciles and Sargdinia is ranked 244,714^th in the world and 672^nd in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.64 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.