The Federation of Vladiovoska is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Vladimir Pavlov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.604 billion Voskans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roskau. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Vladiovoskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,019 trillion Voskan Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,918 Voskan Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, the entire entry for Vladiovoska in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, and metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vladiovoska's national animal is the Ursus Arctos, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Vladiovoska is ranked 14,679^th in the world and 170^th in Europe for Highest Average Incomes, with 181,918.19 Standard Monetary Units.