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| Population | 12.043 billion |
| Capital | Noʻōrma |
| Leader | The Workers |
| Faith | Religiously Apathetic Deism |
| Currency | Staʻar |
| Animal | Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa |
The Proletariat Paradise of Lanakea is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Workers with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.043 billion Lanakeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noʻōrma. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Lanakean economy, worth a remarkable 2,967 trillion Staʻars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 246,374 Staʻars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, The Workers is considering changing the Lanakean flag to one with more glitter, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime is totally unknown. Lanakea's national animal is the Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religiously Apathetic Deism.
Lanakea is ranked 812th in the world and 29th in Europe for Nicest Citizens, with 97.36 average smiles per day.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Lanakea, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Lanakea, The Workers is considering changing the Lanakean flag to one with more glitter.
- : Lanakea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Lanakea, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Lanakea, official Sermon-Free Zones are set-up around the nation's hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Lanakea, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts.
- : Following new legislation in Lanakea, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time.
- : Following new legislation in Lanakea, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
- : Following new legislation in Lanakea, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
- : Following new legislation in Lanakea, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Lanakean radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity.