The Proletariat Paradise of Lanakea is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by The Workers with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.651 billion Lanakeans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Noʻōrma. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lanakean economy, worth a remarkable 2,820 trillion Staʻars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 242,118 Staʻars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, one can wake up in Lanakea and have breakfast in Bigtopia, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, and spies caught in Lanakea are never heard from again. Crime is totally unknown. Lanakea's national animal is the Humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religiously Apathetic Deism.

Lanakea is ranked 302,035^th in the world and 840^th in Europe for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -14.86 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.