The Kingdom of Britz Colo Zirsong is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Great King Apin with an iron fist, and renowned for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.49 billion Britz People are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Found Land. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zirsongian economy, worth 205 trillion Goldens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,137 Goldens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, teenagers stay out into the wee hours of the morning "stargazing", selling advanced CPUs to anti-Zirsongian terrorists is no chip on the government's shoulders, and cheap textbooks have replaced coasters at college ragers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Britz Colo Zirsong's national animal is the Golden Pigeon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is idk.

Britz Colo Zirsong is ranked 12,207^th in the world and 259^th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 89.46 on the Human Development Index.