The Federal Republic of Satroju is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.983 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 3,650 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 281,210 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is plagued with uncertainty, all facts are created equal, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, and money grows on trees. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satroju is ranked 331,394^th in the world and 4,282^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -14.31 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.