The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.691 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,983 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 257,868 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, ghost regiments exist only on paper, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satroju is ranked 290,835^th in the world and 5,124^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.18 kickbacks per hour.