The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.875 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 20,788 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 548,866 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves, and the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts. Crime is totally unknown. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 376^th in the world and 4^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 21,726.34 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.