The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 38.007 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 20,896 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 549,814 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 332,853^rd in the world and 4,326^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.43 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.