The Allied States of Angle Land is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sir N S Blackledge with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.592 billion Anglians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Londinius Londaria. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anglian economy, worth 667 trillion EuroDollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 185,754 EuroDollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, city-slickers are jelly of all the farmland the government is giving away, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown. Angle Land's national animal is the Ying Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angle-Atheism.

Angle Land is ranked 2,483^rd in the world and 73^rd in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 65.05 average smiles per day.