The Republic of Amabilis is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Pavel Rutkovsky with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.639 billion Amabilisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tondo. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Amabilisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,643 trillion Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 267,140 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Catching the latest tribal tournament is to die for, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, parole hearings come with a complimentary ten-year extension, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amabilis's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nashrelig.

Amabilis is ranked 83,509^th in the world and 1,119^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.7 law-abiding acts per hour.