The Debauched Cesspit of Philville2 is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Biggus Philus with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.674 billion Philvillians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Philville City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Philville2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,531 trillion gold bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 199,526 gold bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Philville2 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, billions are being spent on a new island airport, Philvillians visiting rural Southern Bat Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philville2's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Athyism.

Philville2 is ranked 3,637^th in the world and 98^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.49 percentage of bribes refused.