The United States of American Titans is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 260 million Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.9%.

The all-consuming American Titansian economy, worth 30.2 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 116,170 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

American Titans has designated Washington DC as its capital city, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. American Titans's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

American Titans is ranked 188,865^th in the world and 2,434^th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.59 percentage of bribes refused.