Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 173rd
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Father Knows Best State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Provost | Vizier
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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A mean old man

Population23.804 billion

Capitalthe world
Leadera tired and angry old fart

Currencycolostomy bag
Animalreally old cat

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.804 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 8,203 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 344,620 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 212,086th in the world and 8,498th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 9.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 173rdLargest Insurance Industry: 216thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 414thLargest Agricultural Sector: 598thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 607thHighest Economic Output: 667thMost Corrupt Governments: 757thMost Influential: 773rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 800thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,060thHighest Average Incomes: 1,255thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,265thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,365thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,236thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,381stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,421stLargest Black Market: 2,748thLargest Mining Sector: 2,849thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,170thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,257thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,415thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,767thLargest Populations: 4,239thBest Weather: 5,646thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,171stFattest Citizens: 6,638thLargest Governments: 6,750thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,276thMost Secular: 8,635thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,955thMost Efficient Economies: 16,129thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,742ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,823rd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 34th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 48th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 56th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 115th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 136th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 153rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 158th in the regionLargest Governments: 173rd in the regionBest Weather: 183rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 222nd in the regionMost Secular: 314th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 387th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 429th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 521st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 554th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 587th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 616th in the regionRudest Citizens: 657th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 778th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 841st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 887th in the region

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