Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 29thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 120th
The Weed-Choked Lawn of
Father Knows Best State
Always fighting crime -- especially youth-related.
Civil Rights
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A mean old man

Population27.964 billion

Capitalthe world
Leadera tired and angry old fart

Currencycolostomy bag
Animalreally old cat

The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.964 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth a remarkable 9,675 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 345,985 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.

A mean old man is ranked 25,811th in the world and 467th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 15.55 Obesity Rate.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 29thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 120thLargest Insurance Industry: 196thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 246thMost Influential: 297thHighest Disposable Incomes: 473rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 558thHighest Economic Output: 679thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 868thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,031stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,061stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,109thHighest Average Incomes: 1,544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,589thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,607thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,613thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,345thLowest Crime Rates: 2,581stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,746thTop
Largest Black Market: 3,013thLargest Mining Sector: 3,427thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,615thLargest Populations: 3,970thMost Patriotic: 4,007thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,275thBest Weather: 5,262ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,609thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,914thLargest Governments: 7,269thMost Secular: 9,244thMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,298thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,755thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 14,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,213thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,525thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,664thFattest Citizens: 25,811th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 56th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 76th in the regionMost Patriotic: 91st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 111th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 142nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 145th in the regionBest Weather: 158th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 197th in the regionLargest Governments: 207th in the regionMost Secular: 293rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 332nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 340th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 361st in the regionRudest Citizens: 436th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 440th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 463rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Stationary: 506th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 574th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 594th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 606th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 648th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 887th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 897th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 902nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 973rd in the regionMost Developed: 1,062nd in the region

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