The Federation of Quegantordia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Bob Quegan with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.073 billion Quegantordians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qanvuzing. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quegantordian economy, worth 227 trillion Qugants a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,676 Qugants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buildings are experiencing some new ten-ants, the majority whip publicly spanks unruly public servants, comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, and suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quegantordia's national animal is the Guinneapig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quegantordia is ranked 11,431^st in the world and 255^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,993.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.