The Great Congregation of Brethren is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Archdolphop Snow Warslayer with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 16.549 billion Brethren are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thriwich. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Brethren economy, worth a remarkable 2,311 trillion tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 139,647 tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Archdolphop Snow Warslayer, museum visitors often bring lemons and black lights, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brethren's national animal is the Brethren blue-striped dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dolphinism.

Brethren is ranked 218,007^th in the world and 2,804^th in The East Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 82.19 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.