The United Socialist Assemblies of Comeradia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Jamot Gundledinger with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.539 billion Comeradians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thamigenia. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Comeradian economy, worth a remarkable 1,949 trillion Cogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,514 Cogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters are one of the nation's top imports, diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, and earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comeradia's national animal is the Grug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Comeradia is ranked 12,036^th in the world and 259^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 104 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.