The United Socialist Assemblies of Comeradia is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Jamot Gundledinger with an even hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, conspicuous electricity pylons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 12.946 billion Comeradians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thamigenia. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Comeradian economy, worth a remarkable 2,071 trillion Cogs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,989 Cogs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comeradia's national animal is the Grug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Comeradia is ranked 1,474^th in the world and 44^th in The East Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 124.3 on the Kitten Softness Rating.