The Never Locked In of BearStackof2015 is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.76 billion BearStacks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,398 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 262,427 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, time flies when you're not having fun, sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner, and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aura Farming.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 315,659^th in the world and 3,972^nd in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -828.3 on the Scary Big Number Scale.