The Never Locked In of BearStackof2015 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Panda with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.583 billion BearStacks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearstonia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BearStackian economy, worth a remarkable 4,329 trillion Roombas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 261,101 Roombas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, the diplomatic corps stinks, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime is totally unknown. BearStackof2015's national animal is the BearStack, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aura Farming.

BearStackof2015 is ranked 1,539^th in the world and 36^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 13,633.43 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.