The Democratic Republic of Caymarnia is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by President Madero with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 23.469 billion Caymarnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caymarnigrad. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Caymarnian economy, worth a remarkable 4,300 trillion people's marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 183,249 people's marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and citizens are now allowed to discuss whether President Madero is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caymarnia's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caymarnia is ranked 14,344^th in the world and 167^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 183,249.39 Standard Monetary Units.