The Holy Empire of Holy Ary Toko is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Imperator Sertory Narolí with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.128 billion Holy Ary Tokoans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miles-Creek. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Ary Tokoan economy, worth 331 trillion brics a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,934 brics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who refuse to share their crayons are arrested, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average, blue bloods are welcome in Holy Ary Toko, and children are afraid to go out at night due to the ubiquity of hardened jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Ary Toko's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is non.

Holy Ary Toko is ranked 160,627^th in the world and 2,139^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 322.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.