The Republic of Azosd is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Quano Zalan with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.739 billion Azosdians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izova. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azosdian economy, worth a remarkable 1,634 trillion Kazoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 211,197 Kazoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is said that the captain goes down with the ship but ecological protection goes up, fraternities are rejoicing at government-subsidized partying, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and pet rocks are sold by the pound. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Azosd's national animal is the Zokor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Azosd is ranked 189,468^th in the world and 2,262^nd in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 14.97 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.