The Matriarchy of Themyscyra is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bealarth with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.994 billion Themyscyrans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Themyscira. The average income tax rate is 89.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Themyscyran economy, worth 547 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,661 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Themyscyra's national animal is the Lioness, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Futanarism.

Themyscyra is ranked 273,113^th in the world and 3,707^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -8.06 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.