The Fußballclub of Hansa Rostock is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Yannic Thiel with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.168 billion Rostocker have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ostseestadion. The average income tax rate is 36.2%.

The thriving Rostocker economy, worth 241 trillion 3 points a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,280 3 points, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Spiritual tourists meditate in the ruins of Rostocker cathedrals, police shackle estranged spouses to their ol' ball and chain, news headlines suggest that Yannic Thiel has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, and women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hansa Rostock's national animal is the Kogge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 3 Liga.

Hansa Rostock is ranked 92,159^th in the world and 1,029^th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 76,280.75 Standard Monetary Units.