The United Republic of AngusEssa is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gerolan with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 13.532 billion AngusEssans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nottawasaga. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AngusEssan economy, worth a remarkable 2,119 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 156,651 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, AngusEssan husbands are dead good at fathering kids, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AngusEssa's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

AngusEssa is ranked 7,974^th in the world and 133^rd in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 137,773.67 Standard Monetary Units.