The United Republic of AngusEssa is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Gerolan with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 13.597 billion AngusEssans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nottawasaga. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient AngusEssan economy, worth a remarkable 2,192 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 161,212 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, toddler groups have taken over local libraries, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and diplomats miss flights while wandering Nottawasaga Airport's endless art maze. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AngusEssa's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

AngusEssa is ranked 300,243^rd in the world and 3,753^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.