The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 21.029 billion Roliganer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth an astonishing 10,872 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 517,046 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Black gold is looking more brown these days, schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, and Gorm den Gamle lives life on the open road - complete with groupies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Goofy Gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 3,025^th in the world and 74^th in The East Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 10,326.48 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.