Population | 4.448 billion |
Capital | Galapagos |
Leader | Mr Moyer |
Currency | krona |
Animal | Boa constrictor |
The Colony of Tea Jol is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Moyer with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.448 billion Tea Jolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galapagos. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tea Jolian economy, worth 724 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 162,974 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tea Jol's national animal is the Boa constrictor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Tea Jol is ranked 61,227th in the world and 805th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 757.1042376752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
- : Tea Jol voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
- : Tea Jol was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, third world countries are rich in "I Love Galapagos" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
- : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, airport security is provided by private companies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 74 » A mean old man, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Unger under over, New Leganes, Elejamie, Kaigi, Goodnamesarerare, Pakitsk, East Malaysia, Axdel, Kelssek, The Marlands, Republic of Berzerkistan, Modra, Aivintis, Bai Lung, Enlil, Kucia, Talitoa, Harro Waarudho, Adavan, Headpat Central, Kriov, Hizuru, Blobbo, Ridann, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Fellon, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Jankono, Romanoddle Republic, Marrabuk, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Dragons Blood, Asendavia, La Xinga, Roissyland, Tassirion, Pondingonia, Dwightica, BearStackof2015, Sandboxford, Evrigenis, CheeseBurrito, Grossvietnam, Cymru Broadcasters, and 24 others.The Empire of Rijelv, Khusja, Myehn, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Troc, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, Dremaur, Evdon, Hieggary, VW53Aland, Liberatarianism, Atrocha, Yukkira, Stellar Colonies, NewImperia, Konyai, and Grimmerdhore.