Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,586thMost Influential: 3,490thSafest: 3,668th
The Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Economy
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Tea Jol

Population4.448 billion

CapitalGalapagos
LeaderMr Moyer

Currencykrona
AnimalBoa constrictor

The Colony of Tea Jol is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Moyer with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.448 billion Tea Jolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galapagos. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tea Jolian economy, worth 724 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 162,974 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tea Jol's national animal is the Boa constrictor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tea Jol is ranked 61,227th in the world and 805th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 757.1042376752 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,586thTop
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Most Influential: 3,490thSafest: 3,668thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,713thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,011thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,977thMost Cultured: 5,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,227thLargest Retail Industry: 6,511thMost Developed: 6,658thHighest Food Quality: 6,945thHealthiest Citizens: 7,015thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,619thSmartest Citizens: 7,918thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,708thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,143rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,036thMost Inclusive: 11,149thLargest Governments: 11,945thBest Weather: 12,141stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,754thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,384thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,803rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,346thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,576thHighest Average Incomes: 17,960thMost Secular: 18,304thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,750thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,107thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,155thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 27,228thMost Pacifist: 28,102nd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 84th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionSafest: 102nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 115th in the regionMost Cultured: 130th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 145th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 158th in the regionMost Developed: 169th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 177th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 182nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionMost Influential: 194th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 200th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 203rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 218th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 246th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 249th in the regionLargest Governments: 268th in the regionMost Inclusive: 277th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 302nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 307th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 316th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 325th in the regionBest Weather: 326th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 383rd in the regionMost Secular: 384th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 409th in the regionMost Patriotic: 468th in the regionNudest: 468th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 479th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 495th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 498th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 560th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework.
  • : Tea Jol voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas.
  • : Tea Jol was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, third world countries are rich in "I Love Galapagos" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Tea Jol, airport security is provided by private companies.

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