The Rainbow Empire of Her Malue is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Edward with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.948 billion Her Malueans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oraclia. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Her Maluean economy, worth a remarkable 1,826 trillion Walis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,871 Walis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, Her Maluean novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Emperor Edward, and droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police. Crime is totally unknown. Her Malue's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Her Malue is ranked 325,675^th in the world and 4,089^th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.9 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.