The Rainbow Empire of Her Malue is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Edward with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.885 billion Her Malueans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oraclia. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Her Maluean economy, worth a remarkable 1,812 trillion Walis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,472 Walis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, and Her Maluean novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Emperor Edward. Crime is totally unknown. Her Malue's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Her Malue is ranked 5,275^th in the world and 116^th in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 154 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.