The Free Land of Federal Republic of the United States is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its burgeoning bald eagle population. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 302 million americans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 16.1%.

The powerhouse american economy, worth 23.9 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is 79,165 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Children dream of becoming physicians and physicists, populations of two-headed bald eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Federal Republic of the United States's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Federal Republic of the United States is ranked 74,574^th in the world and 756^th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 68.97 on the Human Development Index.