The Queendom of Iconoclassism is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 394 million Iconoclassismians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Iconoclassismian economy, worth 7.80 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery. Average income is 19,801 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, some members of Parliament are illiterate, consuming ecstasy is a common rite of passage, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Iconoclassism's national animal is the Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Iconoclassism is ranked 243,933^rd in the world and 3,273^rd in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 51.61 on the Human Development Index.