The United People's Republic of Xokalderix is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Ḥïnañılɛ Böläcı with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The devout population of 1.476 billion Xokalderians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lïpäsax. The average income tax rate is 69.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Xokalderian economy, worth 212 trillion þalüřɛs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,287 þalüřɛs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, and major cities are suffering under water rationing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xokalderix's national animal is the fäyalı, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ɣüvɛmism.

Xokalderix is ranked 15,627^th in the world and 36^th in The Western Isles for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,641.91 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.